johnsu01 ([info]johnsu01) wrote,
@ 2008-11-23 22:21:00
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Things not to eat: Bahama Rice Burger

Tonight I tried a Pineapple-Mango Bahama Rice Burger. They are vegan. They are also the most disgusting thing I've put in my mouth in a very long time. If you contemplate the rancid citrus flavor of the worst fruitcake you've ever had, warm and with some ketchup on it, having a texture like the oatmeal you left sit out since yesterday, you'll have a reasonable approximation of my dinner.

Outside of the whole vegan thing, I'm really not a picky eater. These things are seriously offensive. Maybe the other flavors are better, and I like the idea of a burger that's not soy, but I think I'll, um, resist the urge to find out. Elsewhere on the 'Net, people seem to be reviewing these things positively. I cannot explain that.


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[info]makoshark
2008-11-24 05:39 pm UTC (link)
I'll try not to eat it.

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[info]mindspillage
2008-11-25 12:51 am UTC (link)
That sounds pretty disgusting. Thanks for the warning!

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You are an idiot
(Anonymous)
2008-12-26 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Bahama Rice Burger has to be thee most enjoyable meatless soy free burger I have had in a very very long time.

Bocca doesnt even come close. Sure the Pineaple-Mango is one of those aquired tastes, But dude. TRY THE OTHER FLAVORS! MY GOD!

You need a hard lesson in whats good and healthy for you. At least these things are made with all organic natural ingredients.

You have a lot to learn. As for now.. I'll be stocking my fridge packed full of these things.

Vegans who dont know what they are talking about piss me the hell off.

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Re: You are an idiot
[info]johnsu01
2008-12-26 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Taste is personal, and this is my opinion of it. I'm no stranger to healthy food -- I've been vegetarian for 16+ years and vegan for 11. I am not rejecting this product because it's healthy (also, it's a frozen burger shipped across the country -- hardly the spirit of veganness to begin with so let's not preach too much here), I'm rejecting it because I don't like how it tastes and there are other healthy foods I would choose over it. I'm glad you like these burgers and I don't doubt other people do too -- but I don't.

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